The old men know when an old man dies.

I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

A lady is known by the product she endorses.

To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up.

But all ladies think they weigh too much.