But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.
There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'
Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe that two Wrights made a wrong.