The old men know when an old man dies.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

How Sunday into Monday melts!

When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.

I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite what the moving finger has writ, and don't ever look over your shoulder.