Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.

This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.

Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

A bit of talcum Is always walcum.

Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?