Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.

I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

The doctor gets you when you're born, The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly clerks If too much on you carry. Professional men, they have no cares; Whatever happens, they get theirs.

Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.