All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.

I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe that two Wrights made a wrong.

People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder when ... People watch with unshocked eyes; But the old men know when an old man dies.