When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.
Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.
When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.