Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.
I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite what the moving finger has writ, and don't ever look over your shoulder.