A bit of talcum Is always walcum.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep, And people who ought to arise from bed Yawn and go back to sleep instead.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.