The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.

Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.