The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.