The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.