I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.