When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.

So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it, And the fetters gave him welts, And they named America after somebody else.

People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder when ... People watch with unshocked eyes; But the old men know when an old man dies.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.