Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.

So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it, And the fetters gave him welts, And they named America after somebody else.

When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.

How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

How Sunday into Monday melts!

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!