Women would rather be right than reasonable.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.