One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
The old men know when an old man dies.
One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.