The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.