An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was.
The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.