One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder when ... People watch with unshocked eyes; But the old men know when an old man dies.

Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.