The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.