The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.

The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.