The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

A lady is known by the product she endorses.