Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.

Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe that two Wrights made a wrong.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.