Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.
The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.