When there are monsters there are miracles.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.
When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.
Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'