I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite what the moving finger has writ, and don't ever look over your shoulder.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up.

One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

A bit of talcum Is always walcum.

O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.