The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
But all ladies think they weigh too much.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.