One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.
The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
A lady is known by the product she endorses.
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.