How Sunday into Monday melts!

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.