Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.
The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.