Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?

To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up.