Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.

To love is an active verb.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it, And the fetters gave him welts, And they named America after somebody else.