The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.
My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.