A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
A man is known by the silence he keeps.
To babble is to make a feminine noise somewhat resembling the sound of a brook, but with less meaning.