What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.