Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.

The Elf and the Dormouse UNDER a toadstool crept a wee Elf, Out of the rain to shelter himself. Under the toadstool, sound asleep, Sat a big Dormouse all in a heap. Trembled the wee Elf, frightened and yet Fearing to fly away lest he get wet. To the next shelter-maybe a mile! Sudden the wee Elf smiled a wee smile. Tugged till the toadstool toppled in two. Holding it over him, gaily he flew. Soon he was safe home, dry as could be. Soon woke the Dormouse-"Good gracious me!" "Where is my toadstool?" loud he lamented. -And that's how umbrellas first were invented.

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.