A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Diplomacy is living in state.