Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.

A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.