Only the young die good.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.
An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.