A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well.

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.

Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.