Age, like distance lends a double charm.

There is always room at the top - after the investigation.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.

Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.

Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.