It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.