[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.