[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.