Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.