Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.

So little time and so little to do.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.