I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.