I am no more humble than my talents require.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.