Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me