I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.