Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
A pun is the lowest form of humorโwhen you don't think of it first.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.