An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

I am no more humble than my talents require.