An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

So little time and so little to do.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.