It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.