There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)