It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.