I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.