It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.