I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.

So little time and so little to do.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.