Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
I am no more humble than my talents require.