An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower
A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.