Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Liberals have a quaint and touching faith that truth is on their side and an even quainter faith that journalists are on the side of truth.

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

God has no role to play in politics except to make sure politicians go where they belong. To hell.

The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.

All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.

Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.