In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.