In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.