Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.