Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.