Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.