If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.
In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.
I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.
Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.