Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.