Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.