I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.