I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.