I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.