I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.