The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.