The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.