The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.