Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.