Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.