Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.