It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.