It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.