It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.