I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.