I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.