I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.