So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.