So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.