So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.