The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.