The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.