The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.