The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.