Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.