It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.