I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.