I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.