The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.