Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.