We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.