We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.