Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.