Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.