Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.