In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.