If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.