I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.
Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.
No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.
The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.