On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.