On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.