If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.
Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.