No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?