No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.