No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.