I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.
Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.
All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.