If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?
Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!
Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.
If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.