All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.