All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.